Bluetooth Fist
For FunAlistar Top by Vulpis — updated Jul 30, 2026
For when they want to fight. But your fist reaches further.
Item Build
Starting Items
you start with 475g
Core Build
Sheen is a core component in this build.
Though you can buy extra Doran's Ring or two if you don't have enough gold for Sheen.
(note: played some games, and it actually seems like Shiv might not be mandatory at all for waveclear. Especially if you run 
Quintessence of Ability Power and AP masteries)
Flex Items
AP pivot
It is less universal, more bursty. It's fun.
You play sort of like assassin with this one.
Especially into heavy magic teams you can opt into Abyssal Scepter.
Rod of Ages is an option or you can search for some cooldown reduction in 
Morellonomicon or 
Shushei's Mana Jug.
Summoner Spells
Ignite.
We are going for a kill!
Skill Order
(W)›(Q)›(E)| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Q | Q | Q | Q | Q | |||||||||||||
| W | W | W | W | W | |||||||||||||
| E | E | E | E | E | |||||||||||||
| R | R | R |
Headbutt (W) is main focus.
You shouldn't use Triumphant Roar (E) too much. Only to Trample (P) when opponent is dead to push the wave.
Runes
FULL PUNCH Runes
9× Mark of Attack Damagemark
9× Seal of Armorseal
9× Glyph of Ability Powerglyph- 3× Quintessence of Ability Powerquint
AD Runes
- 9× Mark of Attack Damagemark
- 9× Seal of Armorseal
9× Glyph of Scaling Magic Resistglyph
1× Quintessence of Attack Damagequint- 2× Quintessence of Attack Speedquint
AP Runes
- 9× Mark of Magic Penetrationmark
- 9× Seal of Armorseal
- 9× Glyph of Ability Powerglyph
- 3× Quintessence of Ability Powerquint
AP is quite strong early due to W having 100% AP ratio. And it helps with clearing the wave with passive.
AD transitions better for Trinity Force + Stattik Shiv combo
We can go all AD and AP for maximum power early!!
Though this page lacks attack speed, making last hitting more sluggish.
So attack speed can have some value. Could experiment with using 
Mark of Attack Speed or (probably more preferably) 1-3 Quintessence of Attack Speed.
Seal of Armor help us survive enemy champion, but also enemy minions which will attack us as we do Headbutt (W) auto combo.
Masteries
4/4
4/4
4/4
3/3
1/1
1/1
2/2
3/3
1/1
3/3
1/1
3/3
(not sure about everything yet, adjusting as I learn more)
Top lane Alistar takes advantage of both AD and AP, there fore you have a lot of options in the offensive tree.
For AD setup we take 
Lethality and 
Frenzy, due to Trinity Force & Statikk Shiv providing crit.
For AP setup we go 
Spellsword and 
Archmage to get a little bit more oomph!
Possibly we don't have to worry about Mastermind. But if you notice your opponents might try to take advantage of shorter CD on summoners, you can take it.
We don't need to worry about defensive tree as Alistar can always disengage with W or Q, or use ult to survive.
Introduction
AP build is quite potent at this moment, as summoners run poor masteries and runes with no magic resist.
It might get weaker with time as summoners start running Glyph of Magic Resist.
Pros & Cons
Pros:
fun, noninteractive lane for the opponent :D
press R and auto to death
Cons:
TriniryShiv build aren't greatest at teamfighting and being durable
AP build can be somewhat squishy
Early Game
Headbutt -> auto -> repeat
Make sure Headbutt is used at max range, otherwise you won't be able to auto the opponent.
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